(function($) { $.fn.tweet = function(o) { var s = { username: ["seaofclouds"], // [string] required, unless you want to display our tweets. :) it can be an array, just do ["username1","username2","etc"] avatar_size: null, // [integer] height and width of avatar if displayed (48px max) count: 3, // [integer] how many tweets to display? intro_text: null, // [string] do you want text BEFORE your your tweets? outro_text: null, // [string] do you want text AFTER your tweets? join_text: null, // [string] optional text in between date and tweet, try setting to "auto" auto_join_text_default: "i said,", // [string] auto text for non verb: "i said" bullocks auto_join_text_ed: "i", // [string] auto text for past tense: "i" surfed auto_join_text_ing: "i am", // [string] auto tense for present tense: "i was" surfing auto_join_text_reply: "i replied to", // [string] auto tense for replies: "i replied to" @someone "with" auto_join_text_url: "i was looking at", // [string] auto tense for urls: "i was looking at" http:... loading_text: null, // [string] optional loading text, displayed while tweets load query: null // [string] optional search query }; $.fn.extend({ linkUrl: function() { var returning = []; var regexp = /((ftp|http|https):\/\/(\w+:{0,1}\w*@)?(\S+)(:[0-9]+)?(\/|\/([\w#!:.?+=&%@!\-\/]))?)/gi; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(regexp, "$1")) }); return $(returning); }, linkUser: function() { var returning = []; var regexp = /[\@]+([A-Za-z0-9-_]+)/gi; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(regexp, "@$1")) }); return $(returning); }, linkHash: function() { var returning = []; var regexp = / [\#]+([A-Za-z0-9-_]+)/gi; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(regexp, ' #$1')) }); return $(returning); }, capAwesome: function() { var returning = []; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(/(a|A)wesome/gi, 'AWESOME')) }); return $(returning); }, capEpic: function() { var returning = []; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(/(e|E)pic/gi, 'EPIC')) }); return $(returning); }, makeHeart: function() { var returning = []; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(/[<]+[3]/gi, "♥")) }); return $(returning); } }); function relative_time(time_value) { var parsed_date = Date.parse(time_value); var relative_to = (arguments.length > 1) ? arguments[1] : new Date(); var delta = parseInt((relative_to.getTime() - parsed_date) / 1000); if (delta < 60) { return 'less than a minute ago'; } else if (delta < 120) { return 'about a minute ago'; } else if (delta < (45 * 60)) { return (parseInt(delta / 60)).toString() + ' minutes ago'; } else if (delta < (90 * 60)) { return 'about an hour ago'; } else if (delta < (24 * 60 * 60)) { return 'about ' + (parseInt(delta / 3600)).toString() + ' hours ago'; } else if (delta < (48 * 60 * 60)) { return '1 day ago'; } else { return (parseInt(delta / 86400)).toString() + ' days ago'; } } if (o) $.extend(s, o); return this.each(function() { var list = $('
' + s.intro_text + '
' var outro = '' + s.outro_text + '
' var loading = $('' + s.loading_text + '
'); if (typeof (s.username) == "string") { s.username = [s.username]; } var query = ''; if (s.query) { query += 'q=' + s.query; } query += '&q=from:' + s.username.join('%20OR%20from:'); var url = 'http://search.twitter.com/search.json?&' + query + '&rpp=' + s.count + '&callback=?'; if (s.loading_text) $(this).append(loading); $.getJSON(url, function(data) { if (s.loading_text) loading.remove(); if (s.intro_text) list.before(intro); $.each(data.results, function(i, item) { // auto join text based on verb tense and content if (s.join_text == "auto") { if (item.text.match(/^(@([A-Za-z0-9-_]+)) .*/i)) { var join_text = s.auto_join_text_reply; } else if (item.text.match(/(^\w+:\/\/[A-Za-z0-9-_]+\.[A-Za-z0-9-_:%&\?\/.=]+) .*/i)) { var join_text = s.auto_join_text_url; } else if (item.text.match(/^((\w+ed)|just) .*/im)) { var join_text = s.auto_join_text_ed; } else if (item.text.match(/^(\w*ing) .*/i)) { var join_text = s.auto_join_text_ing; } else { var join_text = s.auto_join_text_default; } } else { var join_text = s.join_text; }; var join_template = ' ' + join_text + ' '; var join = '' + item.from_user + '' + ((s.join_text) ? join_template : ' ') var avatar_template = '